The Material Girl's Husband

I have just about the best looking, ULTRA patient, SUPER husband a girl could ask for. He's seriously outnumbered by a house full of demanding, high maintenance girls, but he loves us anyway. He is a fantastic dad. He's a hard worker, has a killer smile, and is pretty dang funny. When I spend too much money, he tries to understand. When I'm mean and nasty, he's forgiving. When I can't take anymore, he gives me time off. When I feel fat, he says I'm hot. When I don't cook a meal, he orders pizza. Honest. The list could go on forever. Michael is the ONLY one that could put up with me, and I'm a lucky girl.