Sunday, November 2, 2008

WARNING! ALERT! (Sarcasm will be involved...)


Did you know that when you look at a Victoria's Secret magazine and find something to order ~ get this ~ the body is NOT included!? I mean, what are those people thinking? Those little lacy things won't look that good on MY body!!! Maybe they should include a disclaimer; WARNING: The sexy attire featured on the buxom, but too thin babes in this catalog will look very different on the average non-supermodel. I was so disappointed to learn this and thought it very important to share this revelation with all of you. :)

I can't very well survive on whatever little sustenance it takes to actually look like those babes, nor have I mastered Photo Shop:). So, for the time being...I will continue to try to hit the gym and eat only half a pint of Ben & Jerry's at a time! Oh yeah, and stick to sweats and t-shirts at bedtime...

5 comments:

Tiniel said...

I'm like that with hair... I'll see a really cute cut on someone and realize sometimes it's just not for my face or bod type... You are beautiful :) Always remember that. TINIEL

athompson said...

You're a huge nerd!

Joanna said...

Hey, I found you off of Lorraine's blog. I enjoy reading about other peoples insanity! Way to go!

Robyn Peck said...

What was the special occasion to be ordering from VS?

La Profa said...

What the heck? I DO look like the women in the commercials! And I certainly have occasions a plenty to wear the rags. Hey... has anyone seen my glasses?

On to another subject, I came for the recipes and found engaging stories. Thxs! I'll probably never make the good stuff anyway; I'm not much of a cook, but I am an avid reader. No... not Reader. I know... very punny right?